Mark Zuckerberg’s recent complaints of status updates over finals week around the country has hinted at how the magnate treats his baby-child. It seems like he still has a problem associating himself with the proles that dominate facebook. Yet he created facebook for them?
Here’s my theory: Zuckerberg is a facebook stalker. That’s why he built the whole system- as a beta looking from the outside in on cute Harvard chicks (complete with manjaws and digit ratios of future lawyers).