Why Zuckerberg is still Beta

Mark Zuckerberg’s recent complaints of status updates over finals week around the country has hinted at how the magnate treats his baby-child. It seems like he still has a problem associating himself with the proles that dominate facebook. Yet he created facebook for them?

Here’s my theory: Zuckerberg is a facebook stalker. That’s why he built the whole system- as a beta looking from the outside in on cute Harvard chicks (complete with manjaws and digit ratios¬†of future lawyers).

 

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  1. Pingback: Zuckerberg downgraded from beta to omega « Grit Artisan

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